Attempted penguin. Results complicated. 🐾 He studied the waddle. He respected the waddle. He then produced something adjacent to the waddle that the penguin community is reviewing internally and has not yet issued a statement about. 😐 The tuxedo fit differently than expected. Not badly. Just differently in the specific way that happens when something that was designed for one species is worn by another species with a gold chain and aviators underneath it. 🎋 Ice was involved. Ice was navigated. Ice was navigated with significantly more confidence than the ice anticipated and the ice has revised its expectations accordingly. 😤 The sliding. We need to discuss the sliding. Penguins slide on their stomachs as efficient arctic transportation and he looked at that fact and made an executive decision that the chain made the stomach slide non-negotiable and found an alternative approach that Antarctica has never seen before and will discuss for generations. 👁️ Did he pass as a penguin...