Drop your position below 👇 Be honest. 😴 The collection dropped. Science cannot explain any of it. 🐾 The Starfish: fully horizontal. Maximum surface coverage. Chain somehow still centred. Claiming the entire bed as sovereign territory since 2024. 😐 The Pretzel: nobody knows how he got in. Nobody knows how he gets out. Physics files a report every morning. 🎋 The Cliff Hanger: one leg on the bed. One leg off. Somehow the most comfortable position available according to him and nobody else on earth. 😤 The Dead Log: flat. Face down. Absolutely zero signs of life. The chain is the only confirmation that something is in there. Still breathing. Probably. 👁️ The Nest Builder: every pillow. Every blanket. Every available soft surface within reach gathered into one location and occupied completely. Non negotiable. 🐾 The Philosopher: sitting up. Eyes closed. Technically asleep. Somehow looks like he's solving something. Nobody interrupts this one. The Chaotic Spiral: started somewhe...