🚀 Houston we have a red panda. Houston is not responding. 🐾 Everything. Everything could go wrong. Everything did. 😐 We don't know who approved the launch. We don't know who cleared the mission. We know with absolute certainty that nobody in any space agency on this planet ran the scenario where a red panda with a gold chain and aviators enters low earth orbit and asks themselves "what happens next" because if they had they would have found the answer immediately and grounded the whole operation. 🎋 The chain is floating. Weightlessness found the chain and the chain found weightlessness and together they have achieved something NASA's entire engineering programme was not working toward but probably should have been. 😤 Houston attempted contact. Houston got a look. Houston updated its protocols. 👁️ The stars didn't intimidate him. The void didn't intimidate him. The complete absence of bamboo in the known universe is the one thing that gave him momentary pause and then he kept...