🎵 The record has been set. Officially. Musically. Forever. 🐾 Someone called him a raccoon. He made an album. 😐 This is not a response. This is a statement. This is a fully produced musical correction delivered with style, swag and the specific energy of a creature who looked at the accusation, looked at a microphone, and decided the courtroom was the studio. 🎋 Organic food only. Never near a trash bin. Fresh. Healthy. Chain on. Ailurus fulgens. Eastern Himalayas. First and original. Not the knock-off black and white one and the knock-off black and white one knows this and has always known this. 😤 The bridge hits differently. "Don't smell like last week's dinner." We're not elaborating. The lyric elaborates itself. 👁️ This is the anthem now. Every red panda on the planet has a theme song and it slaps and it's factually accurate and peer reviewed and the raccoon community has been notified and has chosen not to respond. 🐾 Stream it. Share it. Play it loudly near anyone who h...