🍟 We told him to stop. He made an advertisement. We are not affiliated with McDonald's. 🐾 We had one request. One. Stop with the greeting. Simple. Reasonable. Universally understood as the correct call by every single person in this operation except the one person whose cooperation was required. 😐 He heard the feedback. He processed the feedback. He looked at the golden arches and said "actually" and disappeared for forty five minutes and came back with a fully produced advertisement that we cannot legally describe in detail but can confirm features his signature greeting front and centre presented as a logo. 🎋 The brand alignment is unfortunate. The execution is genuinely impressive. Both of these things are true simultaneously and we don't know what to do with that information. 😤 McDonald's was not consulted. McDonald's legal team will be consulted shortly. We are getting ahead of that conversation right now by stating clearly and for the record that this was entirely his id...