Blue dragon onesie. IKEA. Dancing. Nobody stopped this. 🐾 IKEA didn't know what was coming. IKEA never knows what's coming. IKEA opens its doors every morning with the quiet confidence of a place that has seen everything and then baby red panda in a blue dragon onesie enters through the automatic doors and IKEA updates its definition of everything. 😐 The showroom was the stage. Nobody designated it as a stage. Baby red panda designated it as a stage somewhere between the bedroom section and the marketplace and the designation was immediately correct and universally accepted by everyone present including the IKEA staff who have a protocol for most things and not for this. 🎋 The meatballs were not involved. The meatballs were nearby. The meatballs observed. 😤 The blue dragon tail navigated the KALLAX shelving. The blue dragon hood caught on nothing because some things move through IKEA with the grace that only exists when you're small enough and committed enough and wearing the c...