Snapchat found him. He didn't find Snapchat. Important distinction. 🐾 He was just sitting there. Existing. Being baby red panda in the most baby red panda way possible when the filter arrived uninvited and attached itself to a face that was already doing more than any filter was designed to enhance. 😐 The filter didn't know what it was getting into. Filters are built for humans. Filters have a reference point for human features and human proportions and human expressions and absolutely zero reference point for whatever is happening on a baby red panda face at full curiosity maximum which is a different category entirely. 🎋 Dog filter: confused. Flower crown: overwhelmed. The one that adds sunglasses: redundant because he already has Wayfarers in training and the filter could feel it. 😤 He didn't choose the filters. The filters chose him. Scrolled through the options independently, landed on something that made the camera pause for a full second before rendering, and the result ...