⚾ Korean baseball. Kiss cam. Red panda. Chris Martin watching. 🐾 Red panda went to the game. Red panda was enjoying the game. Red panda was doing the Korean baseball chant with the full commitment of someone who found the trend, studied the trend, became the trend — and then the kiss cam found red panda and everything changed. 😐 The chant was mid verse. The jumbotron cut live. Red panda looked up, saw red panda on the screen, did not duck, did not cover the face, did not slide out of frame like a CEO who forgot stadiums have cameras. 🎋 Full eye contact with the jumbotron. Chain visible. Wayfarers on. Expression: unbothered. Chris Martin somewhere in the universe watching this unfold and for once having absolutely nothing to joke about because red panda gave the camera everything it asked for and more. 😤 No affair allegations. No HR investigation. No Oprah interview required. Just a red panda on a kiss cam at a Korean baseball game doing the chant and making everyone in the stad...