🦁 The safari guide had one job. Red Panda was not in the briefing. 🐾 The jeep stopped. Everyone raised their binoculars. The guide whispered "if we're very quiet we might spot something incredible today." 😐 Nobody expected it to be him. 🎋 He was already there. Not hiding. Not blending in. Standing directly in the middle of the savanna in a gold chain and dark aviators at 7am like he'd been there since Tuesday and the wildlife had simply organised itself around him out of respect. 😤 The lions looked. The lions made a decision. The lions went back to doing lion things because some situations require no escalation and a red panda holding eye contact from forty metres is absolutely one of those situations. 👁️ The elephants were unbothered. The giraffes were curious. One zebra approached and we believe an arrangement was made but the terms were not shared with the group. 🐾 The guide is updating the briefing materials. The binoculars are redundant now. You don't spot him. He all...