Hal's asleep around 7:30. Malcolm and Reese sneak in and flip the clock to 9:30. Sneak right back out. Hal stirs. Checks the clock. Doesn't react. Then it lands. He launches. Into the shower trying to shave and brush at the same time. Razor slips. Ow. Swaps the tools. Razor goes in his mouth. Toothbrush hits his face. Ow. Sprints down the hall. The boys are watching from the kitchen. Grabs coffee. Splashes his hand. Ow. Lois finally yells "Hal?!" He blows past her screaming "I'm late for work!" Grabs something. Back to the coffee. Out the back door. Fumble. Ow. Cut to the boys snickering. Malcolm: "When your TV privileges are taken away you have to do something for entertainment. This is totally a trade up." #malcolminthemiddle #hal #morning #prank #fanedit Subscribe before Hal makes it to the car and maybe we can save him.