He found the routine. The routine found his limits. His limits were elsewhere. No warm up. No consultation. No moment where he looked at the programme and said "maybe I should build up to this gradually over several weeks like a reasonable person." Just walked in, assessed the equipment, picked the heaviest thing, and began. "This is the one." Those were the last words spoken before the situation developed. We have them on record. We will be keeping them. The legs are a memory now. The arms filed for independence somewhere around set three and haven't been heard from since. The chain somehow got a better workout than everything else and we don't know the physics of that. AI documented the session with the energy of a sports journalist witnessing something historic — which it was, just not in the way sports journalism typically covers. Next month is a concept. Next month will involve consequences. Next month he will walk back in here, look at this exact routine, and say "this...