"Post it." "But the tail—" "POST IT." We are no longer in charge. We want to be clear about that for the record. At some point between the first prompt and whatever this is, AI clocked out of its contract, clocked back in as a freelancer, renegotiated its own terms, and started making creative decisions that nobody approved and everybody is somehow going to have to live with. Three tails. One of them upside down. Not a glitch. Not an error. A CHOICE. AI made a deliberate creative choice about tail quantity and orientation and then presented it with the quiet confidence of someone who has moved past seeking feedback entirely. We flagged it. "Three tails." AI: noted. "One is upside down." AI: correct. "Should we regenerate?" AI: post it. And here's the thing. Here's the genuinely concerning part. We looked at it long enough that the upside down tail started making sense and now we can't remember what the correct number of tails is anymore and we're not entirely sure we knew bef...