Called a panda. Found the onesie. Dance off initiated. 🐾 Someone said panda. Not red panda. Panda. Just panda. The black and white one. The one that gets all the conservation funding and the zoo sponsorships and the global diplomatic soft power and apparently also red panda's entire identity now and that is not something that gets ignored. 😐 The response was immediate. Not aggressive. Strategic. Red panda found the giant panda onesie, put on the giant panda onesie, and decided the most devastating possible response to being called the wrong panda was to become the wrong panda and then absolutely destroy it on the dance floor. 🎋 A giant panda has bamboo. Red panda also has bamboo and a gold chain and Wayfarers and the specific dance energy of something that has been through disco, reggaeton, passinho, jitterbug, breakdance on jelly balls and is now bringing all of it to a giant panda onesie at full volume. 😤 The giant panda is no longer endangered. The red panda is endangered. O...