Normal day. Monday. Don't mind him. Happy Monday. Nothing unusual. Nothing to report. Just red panda moving through a Monday the way red panda moves through everything — completely, fully, with a chain and Wayfarers and zero awareness that any of this requires explanation to anyone. 😐 Monday tried its usual thing. Heavy. Slow. Grey around the edges. Red panda looked at Monday's usual thing and responded with this and Monday has been reconsidering its brand identity ever since. 🎋 Don't mind him. Don't look twice. Don't make eye contact if you're not prepared for what eye contact with this level of Monday energy produces in a person who was just trying to get through the week quietly. 😤 Normal is relative. Normal around here has been relative for a long time. Normal around here is whatever red panda does on any given day and today red panda did this and this is therefore normal and happy Monday. 👁️ Just a day. Just him. Just a Monday that had no idea what was about to happen to ...