📱 He found Tinder. He got approved. We have questions nobody is answering. 🐾 Red panda age compared to human's, can be compared to dog years - 7:1 baseline rather than exact science 🧪 We don't know how he set it up. We don't know who verified the account. We don't know what age he put in because we were specifically asked not to look at the age and we are respecting that request professionally and without further comment. 😐 The pictures though. The pictures are genuinely on point. Whatever he submitted to the profile was curated with a level of intention and self awareness that suggests he has been thinking about this longer than today and the chain placement alone deserves recognition from the photography community. 🎋 The bio is something. We read the bio. We are not sharing the bio because some things belong to the process and the process here is a red panda on a dating app that approved him through means we cannot explain and will not investigate. 😤 The matches came in. O...