🐾 Pick your poison. We already know which one you are. 😐 🏋️ 1. THE GYMBRO Arrived before the staff. Spreadsheet open. Watching your form. Saying nothing. Thinking everything. The silence is louder than any correction. 🎋 📱 2. THE SCROLLER Has not looked up since arrival. Knows exactly what you said three minutes ago. Knows exactly what happened outside. Knows everything. Has seen nothing. 😤 🍕 3. THE FOODIE Was never here for the occasion. Was always here for the table. Already checking the dessert menu during the starter. Leaves when the bill comes and before the coffee. No apologies. No regrets. 👁️ 😴 4. THE NAPPER Asleep on the chair. Asleep on the floor. Asleep standing up somehow at the back of the room. The logistics are unclear. The commitment is absolute. 🐾 🎉 5. THE HYPE BEAST 6am energy at 11pm. Unreasonable. Unstoppable. Somehow contagious. You came in tired. You left with three new plans and a feeling you can't explain. 😤 📚 6. THE OVERACHIEVER Bag for Tuesday...