Shower needed. Supervised: no. Same after: also no. 🐾 We handed him the towel. We handed him the shampoo. We pointed at the bathroom and said "you know what to do" which in hindsight was the most optimistic sentence ever spoken in this operation and we have spoken some optimistic sentences. 😐 The water went on. That part was normal. Everything after the water went on was not covered by any existing definition of shower and the bathroom is currently being assessed by people who use words like "structural" and "unprecedented" and "how." 🎋 The shampoo made decisions independently. The conditioner was involved in something we're still piecing together. The chain is clean. That's the one confirmed positive outcome and we're choosing to focus on it. 😤 He came out different. Not bad. Just the specific kind of difference that happens when someone approaches personal hygiene with the same energy they bring to everything else — completely, fully, and without any awareness that there was ...