Cotton has fully bought into El Grande Vista and now he's the one running the sales pitch. The hair dryer? His. Copy of Leisure Properties Monthly? His. Then he holds up the bottled water like it's a fine wine. "They got the water that don't give you the hot poops, swanky!" Cotton drags him to the window to point at O'Kelly's private yacht. Manned 24 hours a day by the creme de la creme of the Mexican navy, apparently. Bill chiming in with "good point!" while contributing nothing is the cherry on top. The man who came down here on Topsy's inheritance is now selling the dream harder than the actual salesmen. #kingofthehill #cottonhill #hankhill #timeshare #fanedit Subscribe if you'd buy a timeshare from Cotton Hill just because he's so locked in about the water.