WANTED. Multiple eras. Multiple jurisdictions. One suspect. 🐾 He has been wanted before. He will be wanted again. The charges change depending on the century. The face on the poster does not. 😐 Wild West: wanted for gold related activities, suspiciously fast exits, and one incident involving a saloon that three separate witnesses described differently and none of them correctly. Reward: $500. Dead or alive. Nobody collected. 🎋 FBI Most Wanted: charges listed across four pages. Page one is the serious charges. Pages two through four are the charges they're embarrassed to have on official documentation. Reward: classified. Case: open since Tuesday. 😤 Interpol: seventeen countries. Seventeen separate incidents. One red panda. The international community has reached a consensus that jurisdiction is complicated and the chain is a consistent identifying feature across all known evidence. 👁️ Medieval Kingdom: wanted by royal decree for crimes against the crown including but not limi...