🌶️ Hot Ones didn't call. He showed up anyway. The wings are gone. 🐾 Nobody sent an invitation. Nobody put him on the guest list. Nobody at First We Feast had a conversation that ended with "yes, let's get a red panda in the hot seat" and yet the hot seat has a red panda in it and the wings are already at sauce number seven. 😐 Sean Evans had questions prepared. Sean Evans is reconsidering the questions. The questions feel less relevant now that the guest consumed Da Bomb with the expression of someone who found it mildly interesting and moved on before the camera finished the reaction shot. 🎋 Wing one: unbothered. Wing five: unbothered. Wing ten: still unbothered. Chain still on. Wayfarers still on. Not a single moment where the sauce was winning and the sauce knows this and is having an identity crisis about it. 😤 This is not a challenge. This is a statement. The statement is that whatever Scoville scale Hot Ones operates on has not yet developed a number that constitutes rele...