🇩🇰 Denmark. 24 hours. They knew. Not like this. 🐾 The Little Mermaid filed the complaint at hour two. Hour two was early even for a red panda. 😐 Copenhagen didn't prepare. Copenhagen thought it had more time. Copenhagen was wrong and Nyhavn found out the hard way when the chain caught the canal light at 7am and the tourists stopped photographing the boats entirely. 🎋 The Faxe Kondi was located immediately. Obviously it was located immediately. The only approved beverage. The reunion was significant. 😤 Denmark hasn't qualified for the World Cup. The red panda assessed the situation. Red panda decided Denmark needed one right now and proceeded to deliver a 24 hour one man tournament across three cities that FIFA has no jurisdiction over but is reviewing regardless. 👁️ The Vikings would have understood. The Little Mermaid did not understand. The complaint has been filed, acknowledged and respectfully set aside. 🐾🇩🇰🔥 Where next? Drop it below 👇 Denmark says tak. Probably...