Blair Witch. Red panda. Everything. 🐾 The woods didn't scare him. The woods tried. The woods pulled out everything — the sounds, the sticks, the documentary camera shaking, the complete absence of any reassuring light source — and red panda walked in with the Wayfarers on like this was a Tuesday nature walk and the woods had to just sit with that. 😐 The camera crew lasted forty minutes. Red panda lasted considerably longer. Red panda is still in there. Not lost. Exploring. There is a fundamental difference and the Blair Witch legend is currently updating its documentation to account for it. 🎋 The stick figures appeared overnight. Nobody made them. Nobody who will admit it anyway. 😤 The legend says the witch takes you. The legend did not account for something that has been inside a jelly prison, ridden a virus through a bloodstream and stood on top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge uninvited. The witch has been quiet since Wednesday. 👁️ The camera was found. The footage is somethin...