📺 Red Panda News. Monday. Australia Edition. 🐾🦘 G'day. The continent has been briefed. Nobody was ready. 😐 Bondi Beach confirmed. Hawaiian shorts. Chain in the water. Lifeguards have questions. The questions remain unanswered. The chain passed inspection. The inspection report is being reviewed by three separate departments and a marine biologist. 🎋 A kangaroo. Side by side. 47 minutes. Neither moved. The wildlife photographer got the shot. The wildlife photographer retired after. The shot has been submitted to every major publication. Every major publication said yes immediately. Sydney meat pie ordered. Review submitted. One word. The restaurant has framed the review next to the menu. The word has not been disclosed. 😤 AFL Melbourne. Someone's seat taken. The owner found somewhere else. The stadium has thoughts. The thoughts are predominantly positive. The original seat owner has accepted this spiritually. Sydney Harbour Bridge. Not walking across it. On top of it. Bridge...