πΊ Red Panda News. Monday. Canada Edition. ππΎ
The lore went international. Canada was ready. The moose found it adequate. π
Tim Hortons at 3am understood. Vancouver karaoke made eight hockey players cry. The Gambler needed no lyrics. Banff's guestbook agrees. π
RCMP shared the meme. The moose cannot comment. Montreal happened. Gary cried at seven prints. Mae's pie attended. Gerald bought. The trophy is at Mae's now where important things belong. π€
One emoji. 3:47am. Tim Hortons up 52%. The double double was always involved in everything. ποΈ
1,206 photographs taken. Zero published. The photographs are personal now. 12,000 attendees. 47 seconds. Simultaneous exhale. Dave slept 11 hours. Good morning Dave. πΎππ₯
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