Flushed too hard. This is the result. We are dealing with it. 🐾 We don't know the physics. We don't know how a toilet flush produces a cyborg. We know it happened and the evidence is standing in front of us with one mechanical eye and a chassis that was not present this morning and an expression that suggests the transformation was both unexpected and immediately accepted. 😐 The flush was aggressive. We heard it from the other room. We thought nothing of it because aggressive flushes happen and are usually resolved quietly and without mechanical consequences. 🎋 Then he walked out. Different. Significantly, irreversibly, mechanically different in ways that the bathroom manufacturer's warranty does not cover and we checked. 😤 The tiny part survived completely intact. The unbothered energy survived completely intact. Everything else has been upgraded by plumbing forces that science is currently refusing to comment on pending further investigation. 👁️ AI was shown the prompt. AI ...