📺 Red Panda News. Monday. Disney World Edition. 🐾🏰 Magic Kingdom has been notified. The park has not recovered. 😐 Mickey ears confirmed. Too small. Wearing them anyway. Found in the character meet and greet line. Not as a guest. As a character. Security reviewed the footage. Security moved on. 🎋 Cinderella's Castle assessed. 47 minutes. Adequate. Mutual. The castle has stood since 1971 and has never once received that specific response and is still thinking about it. Goofy costume acquired. Does not fit. In the parade anyway. Nobody stopped the parade. The parade continued. 😤 Gary is in Star Wars. Gary has been told he is already a Jedi. Gary does not know what to do with this information. Petra is updating Wikipedia from the churro queue. Lion King show. Unannounced. Two Simbas. The audience voted. The vote was not close. The original Simba has been given Tuesday off. 👁️ Disney offered a character contract. Disney is still waiting. Disney has been waiting since Tuesday. ...