angel was spotted at the Gateway of India this morning, casually stretching his wings like he owned the place. He took one dramatic flight… and got dragged straight into the sea by the devil like it was a seafood order. Nobody even reacted. One uncle just adjusted his cap and said, “Arre, even angels can’t survive this city.” This is AI generated, in case it wasn’t obvious. Laugh and move on. Follow for more such weirdness. #mumbairains