DEVELOPING: A self-proclaimed “Local Poker Pro,” whose actual income is largely rumored but believed to be derived from a part-time job at a nearby sandwich shop, made a bold, publicized declaration to his fellow $1/2 stakes players, stating with conviction that the current hand would be his final of the night to “lock in his gains.” News of his planned departure was short-lived, however, as subsequent updates from the dealer confirm he not only lost the hand but proceeded to fire additional buy-ins, resulting in a spectacular collapse totaling over $3,000. He was last seen outside the card room attempting to bet his car keys on a high-stakes pigeon race while nursing a lukewarm, non-alcoholic beer. Ambling-Times reports. #poker #breaking #developing #lowstakes