Mini red panda. Wild West. Cowboy now. Non negotiable. 🐾 The hat is enormous. The commitment is bigger. The hat arrived on a head that is significantly smaller than the hat was designed for and the hat made its peace with this immediately because some things are simply correct regardless of proportion. 😐 Tiny boots. Tiny spurs. The spurs make a sound that is considerably more intimidating than anything this small should be able to produce and the saloon heard it coming three streets away and went quiet before the doors even swung open. 🎋 Mini red panda didn't apply for cowboy. A mini red panda arrived as a cowboy. The Wild West reviewed the application after the fact, found everything in order, and issued the badge without requesting additional documentation because some things are self evident. 😤 The wanted poster from the original Wild West visit never mentioned a mini red panda. The wanted poster has been updated. The reward amount is smaller. The threat level is not smaller...