"Jocelyn, you look a million dollars. You look like Sophia Loren" said the lovely Miguel when I walked into his cafe this morning for my usual takeaway coffee to accompany me on my morning pre-work exercise walk around Witney town centre, England. "You look very well turned out, very elegant" said the friendly Kate who works in the Waitrose supermarket in the town. Both Miguel and Kate were amazed when I told them that the total cost for the whole outfit was £33 (US$39). Sienna Brown trousers (pants) from a charity shop - £4 (US$5.20) Cream waistcoat second hand from Vinted - £6 (US$7.80) Sienna Brown wide brim sunhat from Witney market - £5.99 (US$7.79) New real leather belt from the same Witney market trader who sold me the hat - £4 (US$5.20) Oversized gold rimmed sunglasses new from eBay - £5.50 (US$7.15) Handbag new from eBay - £8 (US$10.40) Total outfit cost £33.49 (US$43.54) Now as soon as I can get my hands on £35,000 (US$45,500) I am going to treat myself to the car I have...