#ChangeMyMind: Thanksgiving food is trash. . . Great! Now that we have your attention, how about some #Thanksgiving safety tips? 🦃 Make sure your smoke detectors are working. 🦃 Don’t undercook your trash turkey. 🦃 Don’t deep-fry a frozen garbage bird. 🦃 Don’t cross-contaminate food. 🦃 Do (NOT) cross-contaminate political opinions. 🦃 Wash your dam hands. 🦃 Clean your dam cooking surfaces. 🦃 Don't play football with a raw turkey. 🦃 Don’t drive if you’ve had some of Aunt Karen’s cranberry sauce—or other types of “sauce”. 🦃 Don't try to make a horcrux. SEVEN? Merlin's beard, Tom! Happy holidays. Stay safe. And for the love of Green Peter, don't do anything we wouldn't do.