In case you aren't aware, there's been an outbreak of a parasite called Cyclospora (which causes cyclosporiasis, aka that explosive diarrhea) across 31 states. The worst part is that nobody knows where it's coming from. The current guess is lettuce, but honestly, they have absolutely no idea! Needless to say, people are spiraling over the news, and the jokes are honestly hilarious. Terrifying, but hilarious. More at the link in bio 🥗 📷: threads, Samuel Corum/Getty Images