Gotta love a greasy spoon 🍳⁠ ⁠ If your local café doesn't have at least half of these... is it even a proper greasy spoon? ⁠ ⁠ From sticky seats and watery ketchup to builders ordering a breakfast for six, these are the unofficial signs you've found a true British café.⁠ ⁠ #Greasyspoon #UKCulture #LADbible