HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY BABY DADDY DRAKE 🤣🤣🚨😭💍🦉 And before y’all start the think pieces: I don’t care about side hoes as long as I’m the MAIN CHARACTER 😌 because let’s be honest… I’m not innocent either LOL. Transparency is the foundation of every healthy empire 💀❤️
Happy anniversary to me & my “husband” Drake 😂❤️✨ The internet said we needed a love story so we gave them a whole cinematic universe. From him allegedly saving me after my “GUNPOINT robbery era” with a casual $150,000 💸😭 to raising our daughter Sharkiesha Six CN Tower Aubrey Samaka 🦈🏙️ (yes, that name has a whole passport application)…
AND NOW BABY
#2 IS LOADING 🤰🏾💅🏾
Our family is unconventional — shoutout to our legendary “friendship activities” with Ice Spice 🌶️😭 and Sexy Red being the godmother because honestly… who else could handle this chaos? 😂
Anyway, cheers to love, laughter, chaos, and me making the group chat uncomfortable 🥂😂
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABY 🦉❤️
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