💨 Sorry to burst your bubble, but one fart does not burn 67 calories. Here is the actual breakdown of how it works: 1️⃣ How We Burn Calories: The process of burning calories per day is called total energy expenditure (TEE). It falls into three categories: basic resting functions (REE), digesting food (TEF), and physical activity (NREE). 2️⃣ Where Farting Fits: While your digestive muscles contract to move gas through your organs, there is zero research showing that passing wind burns calories or fits into any TEE category. 3️⃣ The Strain Exception: You might burn a tiny fraction of a calorie if you physically strain your abdominal muscles, which counts as NREE. However, straining is not healthy, and any calories burned would be negligible. 4️⃣ Why do we feel slimmer after? Even though we don't burn calories, passing wind is the body’s natural way of relieving intestinal gas, which is the most common cause of bloating. Releasing that trapped gas may make your stomach feel flatter. 📌...