It's as chaotic as you'd expect 😂⁠ ⁠ Among the headline pledges are filling potholes using copies of Labour's 2024 manifesto, capping bus fares at £1.99, and having oil and gas companies fund solar panels for every home. He also wants to host Eurovision in Clacton, abolish online subscription auto-renewals and bring back 99 Flakes to 99p.⁠ ⁠ While the policies are tongue-in-cheek, Count Binface says they're designed to highlight real issues affecting voters. He's also included more serious promises, including building at least one affordable home and tackling the rising cost of everyday essentials. He'll take on Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election on 13 August.⁠ ⁠ No.5 sent me👀⁠ ⁠ #binface #election #ladbible