THE DAY THE HAMSTERS (dressed as GUINEA PIGS) ATTACKED ---- -The hamsters struck, no one expected. -They round us up, humans collected. -"Their cheeks, they'll stuff," we screamed dejected. -We teetered on the brink. ---- -Their eyes, black. Teeth, voracious. -Poised to wipe us out. Cheeks so spacious. -But, "STOP," I cried, a bit audacious -"I just think you need a drink." ---- And I saved the frickin' day. The End #hamsters #poems #hero #theystillatemywifethough #framy