Grandpa Phil sets up the Battle of the Bulge and gets about four sentences in before it stops being a war story. Three beautiful daughters. No room in the farmhouse. A knock on the barn door at night. Monique bathed in moonlight in a figure flattering diaphanous peasant dress. And two nine year olds sitting right there listening to all of it. Somebody had to tell him to skip ahead. He wakes up feeling like a million bucks and calls it a secret mission. #heyarnold #grandpa #stories