Only in dreams😂 1. “Your backhand is way too consistent.” 2. “You’re already good enough.” 3. “We don’t need to practice that much.” 4. “Your footwork is perfect.” 5. “Stop watching the ball so much.” 6. “You’re moving your feet TOO much.” 7. “Let’s skip the warm-up.” 8. “You definitely need to hit harder.” 9. “Aim closer to the lines.” 10. “More unforced errors, please.” 11. “Your second serve is too reliable.” 12. “Take it easy today.” 13. “You’re tired - I’ll pick up the balls for you.” 14. “Forget about recovery.” 15. “Standing still is perfect.” 16. “Don’t worry about bending knees - too much effort.” 17. “Play as you want.” 18. “You’re way better than anybody here - you can rest.” 19. “Yes, that referee doesn’t see S - - -.” 20. “Definitely change your technique mid-match.” 21. “You don’t need a game plan, you know everything.” 22. “Just hit as hard as you can and see how it goes.” 23. “Consistency is overrated.” 24. “Let’s never practice volleys.” 25. “...