LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Not everyone in Oregon enjoys camping!⁠ ⁠ So how do you tell your current "situationship" that you abhor sleeping in the great outdoors?⁠ ⁠ Comedian and Mercury contributor Riley McCarthy is back with another hilarious essay on how to tell the person you're hooking up with that you'd rather eat glass than spend a weekend in the woods. 🏕️⁠ ⁠ Full essay at the link in bio.⁠ ⁠ #camping #situationship #pdx #pnw