In today's episode, Sonic continues to fail at College Sports, Tails continues to fail at figuring out who he is, and Earthworm Jim and Knuckles fail at figuring out who they made out with, but now they get some help from another failure! Support us on our new PATREON and watch every episode of Sonic For Hire early! patreon.com/dorkly Check out the new LOWBROW store: shop.dorkly.com HUGE THANKS TO OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER PATRONS Jared James Geary @austkookaburra3913 Michael Silgero Jonathan Powers Adam Whaley Fire Mother F*cker Christian Miller JimJam The Chimichanga Man Grant Case Ashton Withers Mark Glatt The Real Kit Nathaniels Jeff Meyer Henry Cipolla Antoine Edoh Dr.Nerdtaku Chad Blackford Fatimah Pollocabra Matthew Duchock Russell Downing WRITTEN BY Michael William Mike Parker ANIMATION James Frick Chase Suddarth Debjyoti Sarkar Mike Parker Travis Cataldo VOICES Mike Parker Michael William Alex Bernstein Caldwell Tanner AJ Milano Julia Slaughter Chase Su...