I can tell exactly how you smell based on the commander you play. Fire Lord Azula, Sisay, and Muldrotha players shower. Jodah and Yuriko players are 8-in-1 shampoo users. Chatterfang and Magda players smell like a Taco Bell bathroom. Krenko, Miirym, and Kaalia players are a full-on biohazard. This list is 100% scientifically accurate. Which commander did I disrespect the most, and who belongs in Part 3? #MagicTheGathering #MTGCommander #EDH #MTGMemes #commander