they NEVER ASK ME FOR IT when i get there!!!! and then i feel weird saying “hey, i have poop in my bag if you wanted to see it?” like maybe i misread the email??? and they’ll be like “ewww wtf why’d you bring that, freak??” so i leave. and i don’t throw the poop out at the vet, bc then i’m publicly admitting that i’ve just carrying poop around… so i throw it out at home 😭 and it is also a true story, i took an uber/lyft pet one time with poop in my bag #cat #veterinarian #songwriter #comedymusic #pet