Getting birthday advice from @stassischroeder is like getting communion from the Pope. But every rec that writer and almost-birthday girl @nehapk received from Schroeder felt shockingly low-key—and that's because the #VanderpumpRules version of Schroeder no longer exists. In fact, Schroeder says, "I resent my birthday now." Schroeder is acutely aware of her lore as a 20-something agent of chaos immortalized on eight seasons of 'Vanderpump'. But she’s evolved: Now she’s 37; a married mother of two; a podcaster, host, author, and internet personality. She's also a newly minted executive producer, returning to reality TV in July with @hulu's #HouseOfStassi. "The last time people saw me, I was this crazy girl…crashing out, dark passengering,” she says. “I was incredibly selfish and chaotic and I just feel like I didn't consider other people before I did things or said things. And if I were still in 'Vanderpump Rules,' I'd probably be the same person." At the link in bio, read more from...