Jeff Jarrett (realjeffjarrett) has strong opinions about who gets to talk about Waffle House. Jarrett asked where malcolmmuscle is from. Told D.C. and Philadelphia, he ruled immediately: “You have absolutely no business saying the words Waffle House.” Jarrett said he has been going to Waffle House since around 1986 and disqualified Malcolm’s hash brown bowl order as “too modern,” insisting a real order goes old school. His own: steak and eggs medium rare, five scrambled whites, one over medium, steamed hash browns, no bread, no toast, unsweet tea - and a waffle ordered only after the meal arrives. When Malcolm brought up the secret-menu chipotle Waffle House sauce, introduced in 2015, Jarrett had one word: “Blasphemous.” Karen Jarrett stated there is “nothing sexy” about Waffle House. Jarrett said he’s a regular at his Hendersonville, Tennessee location, where Sweet Keisha has waited on him since before his oldest daughter was born, and that Conrad Thompson once watched him sit ...