Danielle Hunter didn’t come back for training camp, he came back for a role in the next Marvel movie. Texans fans pulled up expecting their star pass rusher and instead got a walking action figure with a jersey stretched to its absolute limit. Whatever he did this offseason, somebody needs to bottle it up and sell it.
Meanwhile the rest of the AFC South is quietly checking the injury report hoping “shoulder soreness” shows up next to his name. Because if this is what he looks like in shorts and a helmet tucked under his arm, Sunday afternoons are about to get real ugly for opposing tackles. Texans defense isn’t just back, it’s back with a bigger budget and better CGI.
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