🟡 ⚫️ The Wu-Tang Clan performed at the bris of Jacob Ezra Goldstein on Wednesday, and for the first time in 20 years, every living member showed up, to a ceremony in a Long Island living room. “Amazing performance by the boys,” said Rabbi Goldstein, whose sign reading MAZEL TOV ON YOUR BRIS hung directly behind the DJ setup. “They opened with ‘Protect Ya Neck,’ which the mohel called ‘a bold choice of timing.’ Method Man held the baby with a tenderness I have not seen from the uncles. And when they did the arm gesture, the whole family did it back. My mother-in-law is 88 and she now says Wu-Tang is for the children, which apparently they have been saying for decades. Smart people.” The performance reportedly ran longer than the ceremony, RZA declined payment and asked only for a plate, and the baby, per the family, “slept through his own party like a real one.” I want this story to gr true so much via rapmemeriot #wutangclan #jewishpeople #jewishculture