Gather 'round, Trash Pandas! It's time for another hilarious roundup of the week's hottest gossip with THE TRASH REPORT, by Elinor Jones. ⁠ ⁠ In this edition: JD Vance is on the "sauerkraut diet," Anne Hathaway is the newest target of MAGA idiots (in particular Randy Quaid), and who wants to sleep with a live bat in their mouth? (Yeah, this does not sound optimal.)⁠ ⁠ Read the full TRASH REPORT at the link in bio.⁠ ⁠ #portland #pdx #annehathaway #gossip