POV: You’re almost 50, having a hot flash… and you live in TEXAS. 🔥🥵😂 Ma’am… I’m already producing my OWN HEAT. Why is it 197° outside like Texas and my hormones are working together?! 😭 One minute I’m cute. Next minute I’m questioning every life decision that brought me outside. 😂 Perimenopause said: “Turn up the heat.” Texas said: “BET.” 🤝🔥 At this point, I don’t need a fan. I need a walk-in freezer, an iced drink and Jesus. 😂🙏🏽 To my midlife ladies… HOW ARE WE SURVIVING THIS?! Because the hot flash + Texas heat combo is disrespectful. 😩😂 #HotFlashChronicles #PerimenopauseHumor #TexasHeat #HoustonHeat #MidlifeWomen