PHAT DAD FUNCTIONAL CONJUGATE TRAINING 2026 UPDATE First year in 40+ years with no LOCKEDIN training goal, so here we go with #ragebait - NOCAP, amd 100% AURAFARMING It’s been MID AF. Just VIBES, REHAB, SIDEQUESTS, and DELUSION. With the year running out, I threw a Hail Mary. Michigan style. If the first one fails, find another second and yeet that motherfucker again. 8 plates per side. Reverse bands. Yes, reverse bands. I’m 58. I don’t need assistance. I need an ACCOMPLICE Assisted Living Conjugate. The bands were pulling harder than Lindsey Clancy’s defense team. Unrack: +10,000 AURA. Hit the box: COOKED. Coming up, slower than Amy Acton finishing a Labor Day speech. I had time to check Bitcoin, get MOGGED by Trump Coin, while I lose my ass, MEW twice, and reconsider every financial decision I’ve made since 1998. Generational #L. Some broccoli-haired 19-year-old with a 315 squat and six months of online coaching will stitch this and explain why my stimulus-to-fatigue ...